When somebody tells me "Don't look"
ahhleesonn: the-absolute-funniest: Follow The Absolute Funniest Posts Blog definitely me. and they say… DON’T LOOK RIGHT NOW.. HAHA and i look anyways.
That awkward moment when you shout the wrong...
the-hashslingingslasher: sharonnxx: meowiemeow: HAHHA THIS IS MEEEEH YEY LOL THIS IS SO ME OMG.
When someone texts you saying they see you.
IF FIRE WERE WATER
leilockheart: tumblr-funniest: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts Hahahahaha. As a kid…
REASONS WHY I DON’T TEXT BACK.
I forget. I’m too lazy. The conversation wasn’t going anywhere. I was asleep. I didn’t know what to reply to, “Haha lol k.” I was busy saving the world. You’re boring as fuck.